:) mmmm 

My roommate just stabbed my thigh with a chopstick after she farted on me

I was stripping my jeans off to put my slutty jammy shorts on and I felt a breeze behind me and I got scared and screamed. A lot. 

It turned out to be Anguino next door who did knock, but Christine and I didn’t hear her sooo she got a niice view of my fat ass in a purple undie :)

Of course I went on a rampage of pervert and screaming but she just sank to the ground in trauma. She just left without telling us why she came in the first place. So I went back to ask her and she just can’t remember anything cause she was so traumatized. 

According to Roommate (Taufik), Sumethasorn, Anguiano, Kim, Mindy and others, I moan. A lot. So apparently the whole world can hear my “moaning” cause I met the guy that lives directly under me and he greeted me with “heyy I hear you moan. I live downstairs.” Fucking embarrassing. Luckily, he wasn’t mean about it. He and his roommate refer to my moaning as “funny noises” and find it weird if I’m silent at 12AM. 

This is cute and all but…WHERE THE FUCK IS KOREA?

vagabondview:

get on my wall now. Is there a way to actually do this?

sarahboberaa:

O M G

MICHELLE JUNG! don’t start crying

AWW LOOK AT THE WAY HE STARES AT HER <3 

jhkl:

ahahahahaahahahaha this is my kind of school

LOL hey jane. this girl was in my programming group. LOL

She tops Miley. :) So pretty

This is where I’m going